Monday, April 23, 2012

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Yet Another Reason Why It Sucks To Be A Domino's Delivery Guy

Sometimes you just want to get out of your car, drop off an order, get back in your car and drift away into your thoughts. Not this guy. His day/week/life was just ruined by an unexpected wannabe-Glee flashmob. 

Honestly, I'd be very surprised if this guy mentally came back from that.  You can't get worked like that by 30 college kids without contemplating going on a rampage.  Especially when he didn't receive ANY money.  Now I'm no expert on crazy, but if there was a time to snap and go on a serious crime spree, this would be it.  Someone may want to put this house under witness protection or else we'll be dealing with some massacred college kids real soon.

Let's talk Domino's for a second.  Is it me, or does it fucking suck?  I think they realize they suck too.  Every commercial for the past 2 years has been like, "Um, we recognize our pizza is pretty disgusting and we are making continued efforts to fix it" and "I truly thought we got it right, but apparently our pizza is still disgusting."  I almost respect that they know they are giving out a shitty product.  Makes every slice that doesn't make you want to throw up taste that much better.  Genius/Terrible advertising.

Thanks, GF.

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  1. Anonymous said... April 23, 2012 at 12:00 PM

    that guy had pipes. i'd still come back to their house with an assault rifle the next day.

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