Tuesday, April 24, 2012

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I Guess This Happens Sometimes?

When a 61 year old elderly ninja comes at your with three knives and succinct grammar, it's probably a wrap for you. Got to chalk up that gruesome, embarrassing death to chance and bad luck.

The end of this article is the definition of cliffhanger. "..three knives, including a meat cleaver, imbedding a.." What the fuck? Don't really know why an elderly ninja is "embedding" anything, but I'm concerned. Thought that was reserved for tech dudes and nerdy bloggers.

Wielding machetes and embedding videos on people's faces? Ninjas are getting weird and I like it.

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  1. kershaw chive said... May 22, 2012 at 1:39 AM

    Now there's news you don't read about everyday. How was he able to handle 3 knives? Was he holding one in his mouth?

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