Monday, April 9, 2012

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So This iPhone Case Is Fine, Right?

Lucky for me, bedazzled, diamond-shaped glistening phone cases are what's hot in the streets right now or else I'd look fucking weird.

I'm an old-school cell phone user. I've been around since the days of "if you lost/break your phone, you may never get a new one" and that era made me rock solid. Never bought a phone case or a screen protector once (except for that one time that Best Buy associate salesman'd the shit out of me). I pride myself on never once creating a "OMG dropped my phone in a barrel of jungle juice, need numberzzz" group. Then I got a fucking iPhone and instantly became a douchebag.

If you're counting with the rest of us, I think this is my 4th phone-related post in the past 2 weeks. I'm obsessed with my new elitist status and inability to correctly play iPhone exclusive games. I also caved and bought a case. Because I had no idea where to buy cases aside from Best Buy, I went the route of Amazon where I immediately got steered wrong. Apparently I bought a Sailor Moon-ish juvenile case meant for preteen girls. No shame in my game though. I'm going to rock it with confidence and come up with crazy mind boggling excuses to why I own it like:

"If Prince has an iPhone, he probably owns this case"


"The hologram diamonds are supposed to absorb sunlight and increase battery power"

More or less, I fucked up and will be going to the Verizon store this week to right this wrong. I just wanted to post about my new phone again.

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    Nice post, I like it so much! This iphone case is so cool!!!

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