Women.

Had this picture saved for like 2 years in the event of a slow blog night and it's here. Long night, ate a questionable day-old enchilada, and dozed off with my neck at a 90 degree angle. I'm half-kidding that I may be a little bit paralyzed right now.

Replace "Emotionally Stable" with "Not a Dick" and "Intelligent" with "Rich" and that about covers dudes.