Wednesday, February 1, 2012

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Friends Ask Dub: "How Awful Are The People That Beg Celebrities To Retweet Them On Twitter?"

^like a 45% chance this picture makes the entire post.

If there was a word that had more meaning and anger than "awful" I would use that, but I can't think of one right now. Find me that word and that's your answer friend.

Every time I hop on Twitter (@WMsDiary) there is a 100% chance that I see some self-conscious athlete/model/...pornstar/random celebrity retweeting someone saying something along the lines of: "OMGGGG @_______ never ever retweets me LOL." Throw yourself off a bridge into a pit of fire covered spikes. If your day is at all affected by whether or not Aziz Ansari retweets you begging yourself to be retweeted, it's not a good look. That's some rock bottom level shit.

The overall goal of Twitter is to break news, be funny, creepily scheme on chicks in an alternative way and get verified somehow. I'm accomplishing like 1/19th of that, but I have my eyes on the prize. With that said, "beg a celebrity to retweet you" didn't make the list. It's straight up embarrassing and desperate. In fact, the only thing worse than that is having a mirror-pic avatar. If you do both, you very well might be the anti-Christ. Don't be internet Satan.

Twitter is a way to quickly get your point across about something, but it's also a quick way to ruin your social standing. Pick a side and stick with it.

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  1. Anonymous said... February 1, 2012 at 11:40 PM

    this almost makes twitter unbearable..thank your friend for the question

  2. myriam said... February 2, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    Why are there two females in the "male voice choir?"

  3. Anonymous said... February 2, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    I'd bet half this choir is already dead

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