Tuesday, October 16, 2012

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Just Don't Let The Hipsters Get To This $20 Cardboard Bike First

Wow Israel, you really dropped the ball on this one. A cardboard bicycle is basically catnip for the standard hipster. Assholes nationwide will pay tons of money to make the pilgrimage just to get their hands on the most inefficient bicycle of all-time.

This shit is all fun and games until a gust of wind sends you careening into a redwood and your butt is in shambles because you're basically sitting on a violin.

This made me think, what else could Israel create if they wanted to top this masterpiece:

-Skunked PBR factory

-16 song CDs featuring indie bands that don't even know they exist yet

-Skinny Jean-Army Boot onesies

-TVs that only have PBS, A&E and the History Channel

Bar Refaeli can only get you motherfuckers so far...

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