Thursday, October 25, 2012

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What Not To Look Like If You're Trying To Commit Fraud And Steal Someone's Identity At The Bank

Looks like this dude got covered in molasses and rolled around in iParty for awhile getting all sorts of wacky shit stuck on his body. Check out that head-neck super bandage. What kind of injury can POSSIBLY justify the need for that bandage? Lightning strike? Sword slash? Come on, man. Dial back the absurdity and maybe you can get your hands on a Bank Americard with some cash-back rewards or something.

Love the disheveled, down-on-his-luck attorney suit too. Really pulled everything together.

PS. In his defense, this is probably the most rob-able Bank of America of all time:

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