Tackling The Tough Questions

Glad someone finally brought this up. I'm tired of casually getting my human rights infringed upon by PB&J. How about next time you just act like a sandwich and stop judging me for how I look? Every time I eat one of these things I can just hear it inanimately mumbling, "Thought you would have preferred a CHICKEN sandwich" under it's fake breath.

Well I've got news for you bigot-sandwich, the jig is up. You racist assholes.