Tuesday, December 14, 2010

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Conserve Energy, Fight Blue Balls

I guess if we all thought of our light switches as independent and horny entities, maybe we would be less likely to go around turning them on so indiscriminately all the time. Next time you're flipping that switch: Am I really ready to settle down and spend some slow, magical time with this light bulb? Yeah, that's right. Think about it.

Or don't. Because that could get weird.

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