Wednesday, December 15, 2010
This may be the first instance where an idea grabbed me, slapped me in the face, and called itself terrible. All around bad news bears when it comes to this killing machine.
So obviously when 2012 comes, there's going to be some major apocalyptic event. My guess is still zombies, but coming in at a close second is the entire "Terminator" plot where the machines take over. Not weird at all to think that, so stop judging. You can probably see my fear here with machines such as the "Ham-Boner" being created. If this device was in the wrong hands it could legitimately fuck someone's world up. Like between this and a woodchipper, I don't know what will maim/destroy you worse.
So 2 years from now, I don't want to hear anyone talking about how Dub J was lollygagging, not informing anyone of the imminent Ham-Boner threat. Do we really need ham cut that precisely? No thanks, rather keep my limbs intact.
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