Excessive Holiday Spirit Causing Problems

In what looks like an apartment complex...whoever constructed this isn't so shy about running up the electric bill this month. How upset is the disgruntled old man who presumably lives in the top floor of the building five feet to the left? Just trying to get some early shuteye only to peer out at the carnival downstairs...Can't be good.

Listen I'm all about holiday decoration but as soon as somebody decides to plop down a blow-up Santa Claus next to his mailbox...well that's simply the end of the line for me. I recently saw a life-size light-up Nativity set en route to the mall and just didn't know how to react.

Deck the Halls with Danny DeVito wasn't made for kicks...There are people out there crazy enough to build power plants in December with goals to be widely recognized on Google Maps and that's just scary. I'd like to knock on some of these doors and maybe hand out a few job listings or club invites. The only thing remotely funny about this is when June rolls around and you can still spot Reindeer on the roof.