Tuesday, December 14, 2010

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What Kind Of Maniac Can't "Finish" An Altoid And Throws It Out Of A Car Window?

Probably the scariest, craziest thing I've ever seen in my 23 years on this planet.

So my friends and I took a little road trip to Philly this weekend to get involved in some weird stuff, when suddenly the trip hit a snag. And by hit a snag, I mean one of my friends was so hungover he was vomiting profusely outside of the vehicle. That is not where the problem lies though. Because said friend couldn't keep his shit together, we were kind enough to offer him some Altoids to help get through the trip. Thinking nothing of it, I saw the window roll down and he tossed the Altoid out the window. WHAT?! For some reason that hit a cord with me. The brain didn't register that you can actually do that. How much of a psychopath do you have to be to think to yourself, "Man, I'm so hungover, this Altoid is just TOO much. I'm going to toss it." Is the curiously strong mint treat really going to be the straw that broke the camel's back and send you over the top. I've been DRUNK before, and believe me, there's always room for an Altoid.

You can show me Hostel, Saw 1-8, and The Hills Have Eyes, and I would still say that this was easily the scariest thing I've ever seen with my own eyes.

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