Wednesday, December 8, 2010

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The Waterproof Outlet Seems Like Simply A Terrible, Terrible Idea



Sometimes things just aren't supposed to mix. Namely, electricity and water. That's generally a profoundly bad idea. So you can probably see why I think this new fangled electrical outlet will probably end a few lives this holiday season.

First off, this picture just ain't selling it for me. It looks like it's made from the same makeup of the famed Slip'N Slide--just water sprinkling from out the woodwork. No rhyme or reason where that shit's coming from. Secondly, there's a fucking night light attached to it. Night lights request like 14 watts of electricity. Attach two Sub-woofers, a E-Machines desktop, and a god damn space heater, and pretend fireworks won't be occurring. And by fireworks I mean, people are fucking dying. Left and right. Hellfire and brimstone flowing from places you don't even understand.

That's what you're going to get from the "waterproof" outlet folks. Death and destruction.

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