Thursday, January 27, 2011

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Just Letting You Know What To Do If You Get Bit By A Kinkajou



What. The. Fuck. Is. THAT?!

I 100% don''t know how I feel about this thing. It's part cute, part really disturbing, and apparently it's biting the shit out of people causing a "really rare disease." Whatever bro, I get it, you have a polarizing cuteness about you. Some people just want to hug your brains out and some people want to end your existence. It's a tough life, but biting people and giving them blastomycosis is not the move. I have no idea what that disease is, but I'm pretty sure it's got to be in the top 5 most awful things to happen to you. The fact that "blast" is in the name can't be good, plus it's super ironic that such a name is produced by this creature. Tons of sketchiness surrounds this animal and I kind of like it.

Can't imagine the pet store up the street has a Kinkajou available huh?


PS. Does the name Kinkajou sound offensive or is it just me?

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  1. Anonymous said... January 28, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    I'm pretty sure my charmander defeated the kinkajou

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