Monday, November 15, 2010

// //

This Book Exists? Amazon.com Was Selling This Book? What?!



Talk about sneaking right under our noses huh? I feel like this is a "Tom and Jerry" cartoon when Jerry would sneak up next to a passed out Tom and arrange like 1000 mousetraps around him without waking him up. Except this is real life and this is a book on "How To Be a Successful Pedophile." We, America are Tom in this scenario and this Phillip Greaves mofo, is that little bastard Jerry. Slept on this guy for like 3 years. Dude had time to sit in his house, get on that old typewriter and have this shit published and on Amazon.

Was the publisher hammered drunk when he gave the ok on this?

-Like, "Wait Phil, before you leave I have something to say about this book. It's pretty concerning. The font on the front is a little off, do you mind making it cursive or something man? Thanks"

No, "This shit is a book about successful pedophile'ing. I'm not publishing this and I'm probably going to punch you in the face." Really dropped the ball guy. Plus, come on Amazon. That hungry for a dollar over there? Thought you were like the number one online retailer or something. Even though the market for this book is incredible for "members" of Family Watchdog, I'm reasonably sure that you don't need those extra few cents in your paychecks fat cats.

Usually I try to end with something funny, but seriously, this book is pretty fucked up.

2 Reactions to this post

Add Comment
  1. Spellgirl said... November 15, 2010 at 11:17 PM

    that's sooo weird!

  2. Anonymous said... November 17, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    wow, weird. spot on with the tom and jerry reference haha

Post a Comment