Monday, July 11, 2011

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Check This Dude Laying On The Ground In Front Of My Work Screaming At A Pigeon

People just didn't know how to react to this super-vagrant hanging out in the front area of my building today. I certainly did not. But I made sure to do my due diligence for the blog and made sure to instantly whip out my phone and blatantly take a picture of him. Didn't even pretend I was texting. You don't give a homeless that kind of respect.

Top right of the picture, do you see that pigeon? Never has anything before taken so much undeserved verbal abuse. Needless racial, sexual, gender, and fiery avian attacks all over his unfortunate, feathered ass. Keep in mind, seeing a homeless dude and a pigeon verbally battle it out is fucking surreal. It was like I was in a weird episode of a really weird TV show that was not getting renewed for a second season.

I know this post kind of discredits my place of employment, but when god gives you homeless v. pigeon, you make some god damn lemonade.

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