Wednesday, July 27, 2011

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Newsflash: Vegas Is Gross

Should be an awesome trip, huh guys? According to this chart I'm going to consume like 30 gallons of urine and tanning oil as soon as I get off the plane.

Not that this is concerning or anything because I fully planned on having homeostasis shut down by time I'm in the air over Vermont. Daiquiri city on Flight 207 out of Boston. So Vegas, give me your best shot. Gross shots-smashed. Piss/tanning lotion in the pool-ingested. Prostitutes-also smashed.

Whatevs Vegas. I'm just hoping to contribute to this chart by the end of my trip. Looks like I have to discover what this "tanning" thing is so I can apply copious amounts of lotion before the trip.

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