Monday, July 18, 2011

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The Chinese Have Us By The Balls

When you got Aquaman up in the rafters making dolphins out of water, you know you're in the driver's seat. No matter how bad the economy is or how many baby girls "end up" in the Yangtze River, things will be alright when you can control water.

I've been spilling cups off the table all night, hoping that just one spill winds up being a Venn Diagram or some shit. Frankly, this is more alarming than any time of nuclear weaponry or bio-warfare thing that can happen. Like, we see your tanks and raise you with water daggers and water lightning bolts--can't win that, won't win that.

Yikes, USA. Yikes.

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