Wednesday, July 27, 2011

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Alex Trebek Had A Rough One...

My man Alex just couldn't get out the blocks today. After an undoubtedly rough day at the Jeopardy podium hating life, all this dude wanted was to order room service and chill out for the night. Next thing you know, a 56 year old white female barges in his room, steals thousands of dollars and a priceless family heirloom. Wait, what?

That's like my Mom rollin' up and robbing people. And beating them in footraces. And subsequently causing them to rupture their achilles while they tried chasing her. All seems pretty outrageous to me. Like I know you're out of your prime Alex, but come on, she shouldn't have beasted you that bad. In the dark, I know I would catch this woman moving at a brisk walking pace. No way any 56 year old chick is blazing the corridors with my Mom's bracelet. She's probably no spring chicken herself if she thinks it's a good idea to rob popular gameshow hosts right in front of their eyes. I bet the "Weakest Link" chick wouldn't have that garbage.

Your Mom's necklace and multiple medical bills that I know CBS ain't picking up? My once renowned respect for you has plummeted on some Great Depression stock market crash shit.

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  1. Anonymous said... July 28, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    I also heard that he chipped a tooth. The perfect cherry on top.

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