Tuesday, July 5, 2011

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Where Was Brainstrong When I Was A Kid?

I can tell you one thing. If I had this drug at some point during my youth, you best believe I wouldn't be sitting here watching E! Network's 50 Super Epic TV moments. It would have been a one of those depressing one post nights where some of you subtlely worry about my well-being, but then I saw a commercial for Brainstrong--AKA the drug a LOT of kids are going to be dying from in like 20 years.

Aside from the fact that it will infect my body with some sort of super cancer, I would immediately jump on the opportunity to step my intellect game up as a youth. There was no better feeling than being absolutely dominant at random games when you're a kid. I'd be seizing the top spot in: Bop-It Extreme, Simon, Perfection, Mousetrap, 500 piece puzzles, Jenga, Guess Who, Pacman, Team Tag (through manipulation), and of course Connect Four.

That'd literally be worth the eventual megatron stroke I will have in the future. Nothing beats being that kid that just "gets" Connect 4.

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