Wednesday, July 20, 2011

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That Bee Beard Contest Looks Fun

Maybe my contacts are foggy, but this looks nothing like a beard. Not sure if the definition of "beard" changed recently, but I refuse to consult Webster on that.

China, up to it's usual tricks I see. Disguising pedestrians in bee suits so they can do..something sketchy I'm sure. We don't know what you're doing yet, but when a wave of bee covered dudes start terrorizing pedestrians in random Metropolis' throughout the country, don't say WMD didn't warn you. When you control the water and bees, you pretty much have a stranglehold on everything. Need help skippin' a line? Just say you can turn vodka waters into vodka-dragon-design and have a thousand bees ready to get shit started.

Odds the person in the pic is dead? Like 75%?