Tuesday, July 26, 2011

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Mariah Carey Was, "Pregnant For 47 Weeks"

This wacky bitch is getting on my last nerve. 11.05 months of pregnancy and no super-baby to show for it? Bullshit. You haven't produced anything (song or baby) decent in like 14 years. People at the bars are still clingin' to the old days bumping "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and "Always Be My Baby" on bar jukeboxes nationwide. It's embarrassing that we still care about you.

I'm pretty sure Nick Cannon killed himself in 2009 two weeks into his relationship with her and the one we see now is a robot with all the same jackass DNA as the original.

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  1. Anonymous said... July 27, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    barstool on the daily, WMD on the come up!

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