A Fly Landed On A Pole Today And Died

^I guess we are having above average temperatures today?

What's really good with that? I understand if the pole was hot, it'd hurt and you'd probably fly off. Not die. You're giving up fly. I can't feel bad for you if you're allowing a slight injury to literally kill you. That's like spraining my ankle in basketball and just willing my heart to stop beating.

I'm still trying to figure out whether this fly did this intentionally or not. If it was the latter, I honestly couldn't blame him. I'd be lying to all of you if I said I didn't immediately touch it too to see if it would have the same insta-death effect on me. It's been a rough week, I had to give it a go.