Monday, August 16, 2010

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This German Pop Mega-Whore Is Casually Giving HIV To Unsuspecting Dudes



I mean someone had to talk about this today right? I feel like this is some Illuminati, blogger's code type shit or something based on how no one has mentioned a peep about this. Well, early bird gets the worm bitches.

Synopsis: a German pop singer decided to be quiet about the fact she had HIV while she fornicated--multiple times. Not even joking, that shit's scary. If a girl sneezes near me we can't talk anymore (kidding! I'm desperate), let alone carrying the "slow death." Statistically Magic Johnson is really the only play here for this chick.

The only one here to blame is the creator of Long Island Iced Teas. Because, part of me thinks this girl mentioned the fact that she was packing heat in the form of an incurable virus beforehand. It's just that this dude was so hopped on Long Islands that he had no idea what HIV meant. Probably thought it stood for some new fashion brand or something. You know if HIV didn't exist, H&M would definitely be called HIV. Andd, I'm going to have my blog coach take a time out on the floor. I clearly just hoisted up a couple bricks in the form of possibly offending people as well as not keeping my head up in the form of missing necessary key points that could have been made.

But hey, if I'm not inadvertently offending anyone and overall missing the point, then frankly, I'm not trying.

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