Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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Jacksonville Jaguars Players Are Just Struggling On All Fronts

I mean, I've always taken the mental "Dez Bryant" approach to any sort of idea of hazing. If I was a 1st round draft pick, you best believe that I'd say "fuck that" to the idea of getting a phallus put into my head for like a month. I just received 4 million dollars and was "forced" to move to Jacksonville, Florida for the summer, you think I'm trying to go out to the clubs at my highest value with some balls follically place on my head. I'd especially say "fuck that" if I was going to war with David Garrard and experiencing bi-monthly blackouts on my game.

I live life with one simple rule: don't let anyone put a dick on you via marker or hair clippers.

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