Wednesday, September 8, 2010

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Maybe Jones Soda Finally Lost Their Minds



We all knew Jones Soda was a little weird, but this is a whole new level of batshit. They should have just stayed in the shadows with their strangely priced Pomegranate soda, but nah, they decided to get ambitious and hit up flavors of sodas that NO ONE would have ever thought about requesting.

I've never been sipping a Sprite and thought to myself, "man, this would be sweet if it tasted like bacon...wait..better yet..pizza." If that's not a stoned college kid thought I don't know what is. I don't even know if these are cold beverages. Would they be better hot? Do I have to pour my fuckin' Bacon soda on a skillet and put it on the stove?

Talk to me when you get some egg and wing flavored complementary flavors Jones, if you're still in business.

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  1. Unknown said... September 9, 2010 at 8:54 AM

    I think Jones Soda lost it about 4 years ago, i remember like it was yesterday... The Colarusso family went down state for Christmas and one of my family members thought it would be funny to get me a gag gift and they got me a 8 pack of Jones Soda Thanksgiving themed .... There were flavors from Buttered roll, to pea soup, gravy, turkey, sweet potato, they were all the nastiest thing I have ever smelled, I could not bring my self to drink one...

  2. PostScripter said... September 9, 2010 at 11:35 AM
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  3. PostScripter said... September 9, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    misspelling.

    revised: am I still vegan if I drink one?

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