Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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Gross Whale Is Being Gross As Shit On The Beach

Cover your eyes if need be, but essentially this whale has been fucked since jump street. I don't even know how a whale washes up on shore in 2010. It's like how we don't get polio anymore. Someone stepped up and cured the disease. I have to imagine that happens in the whale culture as well. One enterprising whale had to be like, "Yo, a ton of us are straight up laying out on the beach and dying at a rapid rate. How about we just NOT go near the's not even that cool, it's just shallower water, right?" He'll be like the Abraham Lincoln of whales.

But seriously..shit's gross. It's like a shoddy sub that falls apart as soon as you pick it up.

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