Thursday, September 30, 2010

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Ultra Sketch Competition: Being On A Payphone Or Using A House Phone




Keep in mind this is strictly for the quarter-life crisis'd 20 somethings out there. It's fine if you're a "grown-up" and have a house phone. It's practical as shit. On the flip side, it is NOT ok to even go near a pay phone. Those things are like the Dodo bird. Thought to be extinct, but every now and then you see some mirage in the distance that resembles one. On the flipper side, how weird would it be to hang out at your friend's place and hear a phone ringing in the background? You'd initially think it's some ironic ringtone, but nope it's their fucking house phone. A phone specifically for their house.

Imagine being at a bar and you manage to get a girl to exchange numbers with you. How much of a weirdo would you look like if you said, "which one" if she asked you for your number? That "you have the option" move would end that game quickly, I assure you.

Payphones though? They scare the shit out of me. They scare me like Jack-O-Lanterns and Clowns. What are they there for? Who doesn't have a cell-phone? Who does have quarters? And that right there is the reason why it's sketchy. The deadly combination of lack of cell-phone and abundance of quarters gives me the chills like a re-watching of "The Ring."

In summation, I honestly have no idea which one is sketchier. Both are just weird as hell and have equivalent abilities to creep a person out. I, for the first time, am at a loss with what is creepier.

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  1. bloggggggger said... September 30, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    Love the photo of the 2 doors !!! In a way, this blog could actually be a weapon of mass destruction --- when you think about it , it really could be destructive to the masses??????

  2. Anonymous said... October 1, 2010 at 9:14 AM

    I think overall Mack Spellman is creepier

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