Monday, September 6, 2010

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Times Were Hard Before eHarmony

I wonder how many calls these studs received after the ladies popped their tape in the VHS. Forgot how weird things were before social media kicked in. Notable lines include...

1) Hi, I'm Maurice...I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.
2) I do consider myself a refined valley dude
3) What I'm not looking for is some big, overgrown monster that's always thinking about food.
4) I like to wear bright socks, and I'm a Cleveland Browns fan.
5) Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with.

At this point its a wash fellas.

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  1. PostScripter said... September 7, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    The Viking was honestly beautiful.

    And your numbering abilities were interesting. 1,3,4,5,5.

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