Thursday, March 31, 2011

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Has Anyone Ever Closed The Deal With These Pillows In Their Bedroom?


If the guy that owns these pillows isn't a serial killer, he's definitely not getting any girls back to his place. He can be the most social dude at the party--could have tons of charm, humor, and all that other BS girls claim to like. But nothing is a dealbreaker like fucking social networking throw pillows on the couch/in the bedroom. Is it bad that I don't even know what half of these are? Like I'm pretty sure 3 of these pillows are Facebook related, but I'm not even really sure. Going in with a presumed 40% success rate on that one.

My claim to fame back in my hayday was, "I have a king sized bed." I lived or died with that one. Mostly died. Almost exclusively died. Chicks would either giggle thinking I wasn't serious, be seriously offended or walked away. I can only imagine what would happen if I barely got a girl to come back to my place in the first place and her see her fucking "Favorites" bar lined up on my unkempt king sized bed.

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