I'd Probably Just Give This Bear My Picnic Basket, No Questions Asked

This bear is just running a clinic in acquiring picnic baskets. Clearly, ravaging campgrounds and murdering innocents is played out these days. And those assholes at Yellowstone never got anything done with their douchebaggery. I'm looking at you Yogi and Boo-Boo.

Our friend above is calling a spade a spade, and I can do nothing but respect the hell out of that. He's coming through like, "Hey man, let's cut the mullarky. I just want a sandwich and some potato salad. I'll also probably kill you regardless of what you do, but let's be cordial about this." When you present yourself like this, you're making things happen. Hell, he might have earned himself a packet of Gummi-Bears for his effort, which is just messed up on more than a few levels.

This is a lesson to you all in your cubicles. Present yourself for the job/picnic basket you want, not the one you have. I guess?