Tuesday, March 29, 2011
"Yo dawg, we installed TWELVE Playstation 2s on your dashboard for all your gaming needs, along with an Italian themed spice rack, and your choice of 3 shirts from Old Navy"
Main reason you don't see this heaps of junk on the road is because the person crashed shortly after leaving the "Pimp My Ride" garage. Shit was probably weighing in at over 4 tons and the Playstation screens were occupying the rear and side-view mirrors. Driver had no chance. Part of me always thought the owners hated the changes Xxibit and crew made to their cars. Like, what self respecting girl is going to get in a Dodge Caravan with flames on the sides. Probably a girl that loves Playstations and instant car accidents.
I've been to Miami, where bad cars go to die, get suped up, and end up ridiculous looking. Never have I seen the watermelon Caddy with a jukebox coming out of the front. If the car didn't crash or explode within its first day out of the lot, it was 100% robbed and pillaged for parts.
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Add CommentHaha, point taken. Never thought of it like that, but I could see wanting the playstation screens...
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