Monday, March 7, 2011

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Leaving Babies In The Overhead Compartment Is Definitely The Correct Play



Look at this chick's face--pure accomplishment in knowing that another problem is solved. Having a rough flight? Baby crying behind you? Toss it in the overhead, slide on your Beats by Dre headphones, and Bermuda here you come.

Sure, some people may frown upon this practice. Like, for example, the airline that fired this chick because she straight up jacked a baby from it's father's grasp during a mild-mannered game of peekaboo, and tossed it in the overhead. No one likes peekaboo, the flight attendant was doing the family and the entire flight a favor. Oh shit, the baby literally thought you disappeared because you put your hands on your face. Riveting. Those types of antics get you a 4 hour trip in the compartment.

Just wrap it in some bubble wrap, surround it with soft objects, and attach a bowl of milk to the bottom of the compartment. Basically treat it like if you were putting some wet cleats in the dryer. Don't want to hear things bouncing around, so stuff some pillows and extra towels in there.

I'm going to hell.

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  1. Anonymous said... March 7, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    The baby's name is Riley. Beautiful name. :)

  2. Anonymous said... March 8, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    I vote for pet carry-ons.

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