Wednesday, March 16, 2011

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What Did They See?

A) The look we all hope to never experience--when a particularly tall female turns out to not really be...a female.

B) A previously stepped on cockroach that someone forgot to scrape up.

C) Someone sitting in a chair, eating an egg salad sandwich they got from 7-Eleven. At 11:59 PM. Right before they bring out the "new" sandwiches.

E) Setting: 1998. One of the lighter-hearted inmates just opened up a gift wrapped Nintendo-Sixty Four.

F) Saw my bracket, and how I have fucking Old Dominion in the Elite 8. Jesus

G) How hard were those "All of the above" answers on tests? Just a real dick move by the Scantron people.

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  1. G said... March 16, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    hahahahaha D) is terrible

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