Ninja Turtles Is No Longer Fun And Games

Did this picture ruin your childhood like it ruined mine? That's fucking Splinter if you didn't notice and apparently some artist (undoubtedly hipster) decided to get real intricate in his interpretation of some key Ninja Turtle characters. Like, why'd you do that dude? Shit wasn't broken--it didn't need fixing. Now I'm going to cry for the most hours tonight.

On the real though, I would have immediately listened to anything this agitated rat told me. The kid Dub Jeezy would most def be the worst Ninja in the game though. I'd never really grasp the fact that a rat was teaching me the ancient art of kung-fu and asking me to clean the house after a pizza binge would be far too much.