Getting Really Old Is Going To Be AWFUL

Oh my god. I might as well kill myself now, because that's no way to live. When I'm too old to use a certain type of technology (Ipad) I just won't use it. I'll be stubborn like my Dad. I swear that dude has like six Ipod boxes just lying around the house that he refuses to open. I know I got him one. He just has me make him like 54 CDs when I come home for the holidays because he "doesn't" burn CDs. Tryin' to be cool bro? But whatever, that's bliss. I respect that. Never going outside the box because you can get burned, like these raisins up here.

At the 1:13 mark, did that dude almost die? That wasn't an ordinary burp/vomit noise.

Don't even wanna know what was happening at 1:56.