Wednesday, September 7, 2011

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Trash Gremlin


Maybe stick to being Joey Fatone, or whoever the fuck you were during the VMAs because actually trying to be a pretty girl failed miserably. Oh yeah, sick barcode tat. Let me scan your bicep with my cellphone and get taken to a website that hopefully makes me to kill myself.

When I have to consider hooking up with you in a bar, you know you're bad.

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  1. Anonymous said... September 8, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Why does a female musician have to be gorgeous in order not to be looked down upon? She's a musician, not a model....... Also, why do we criticize her when she doesn't just throw tons of make-up on to cover herself up but instead acts more like herself? This sort of thing, in bulk, is what leads to young girls having eating disorders and low self-esteem. Dumb post, I'm disappointed.

  2. Craw said... September 8, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    ahhh yes...the refreshing feminist point of view. id agree with you on the musician aspect except gags is really asking for it...has performed a few choice antics where she can't be perceived as just a singer(wearing only a bra to a yankee game/flipping off the crowd, showing up in an egg to an award show, impersonating joey fatone as dub j noted). through all the fame and publicity...never knew what she actually looked like until now. yikes. keep em coming though its good stuff.

  3. Anonymous said... September 8, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    So she wore a bra to a Yankee game, flipped off a crowd, showed up to an awards show in an egg, impersonated Joey Fatone - I still don't understand what about those acts invites people to pick at physical shortcomings. What, so she's famous, so it's okay to put her down? What if we posted a picture of your hypothetical girlfriend and made jokes about her ugliness? Is that okay because some of her actions had been provocative at some point in time? You're more or less making the slutty-girl-deserves-to-get-raped argument - it always fails..

  4. Dub Jeezy said... September 8, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    hilariously intense debate going on here. love it. love that everyone is referring to her as Joey Fatone, because I was clearly off on that. love that topics such as anorexia/rape were brought up. and ESPECIALLY love that there is a video of a rhino tossing a warthog right below this post.

    it's like everything you want to say about everything.

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