Look closely at this picture. I'll answer two questions for you so you don't have to think about it. Answer #1) That's a centrifuge on the desk. Centrifuges separate blood. Haven't seen one of these since high school chemistry and even then, our teacher told us to stay away from them. My roommate is not a chemist. Answer #2) Rubber ducks. Like 9 of them just chillin' on the ground under the centrifuge.
I didn't want to come into this bashing my roommate, but this shit makes me nervous. Dude lives directly next to me and I don't know what's going on. What possible science experiments can you accomplish with rubber ducks and a blood separating machine? I'm not saying that I'm alerting the authorities about this shit, but I'm definitely saying that I have an email drafted to info.help@fbi.com.
Yeah, those ducks are wearing stethoscopes. I'll be dead by midnight.
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Add Commentdidn't even mention the elderly lady table centering the picture, or the stack of identical cds...
Hundred percent more concerned with a bro having a glass dinner table in his bedroom. Hundred percent.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with having a centrifuge in your room. comes in handy when you least expect it ;)
the most concerning thing is the fact that the legs of that glass table are definitely deer.
Almost cried laughing
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