Friday, September 16, 2011

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I'd Pay Top Dollar For "Snoballimus Prime" Hostess Treats

First and foremost, that may be the best nickname of all time. You realize how devastating I'd be at the bars if someone called me shouting, "Yo Snoballimus, do you need a beer?"

There aren't many times that a coconut/marshmallow coated chocolate ball made from entirely artificial ingredients can be made appealing, but this is a must eat pastry. Hell, I'm not even a fan of the Transformers franchise after Michael Bay took it and well..Michael Bay'd it. You can replace Optimus Prime with Piglet and while it would make MUCH less sense, I'd still want it the same. I'm a sucker for well placed advertising and the name Snoballimus will get me every time.

On an entirely serious note, what is that filling? Can't be vanilla, that's too plain. Probably not strawberry, because I don't think Hostess knows what strawberries taste like. Best bet might be cherry? I'm not sure. All I do know is that this shit looks disgusting and I desperately want it.

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  1. Anonymous said... September 19, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    that red filling looks dangerous. possibly deadly

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