Monday, January 16, 2012

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The "Don't Step On Fire" Sign Has To Be The Most Outrageous Warning Sign Of All Time



Not many scenarios where you are faced with the decision of whether or not you should step on fire, but I guess we're officially covered. Love the seagull wildcard they added to the picture as well. Creates such a "WHAT does the seagull mean?!" type of vibe. I challenge any of you to name me a sign that can possibly more absurd.

PS. I want to have a beer with the person that was in such a bind, they needed the assistance of a sign to tell them not to walk into fire.

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  1. Anonymous said... January 17, 2012 at 8:12 AM

    It's do not step on the dunes... How does that even remotely look like fire anyway??

  2. Dub Jeezy said... January 17, 2012 at 9:57 AM

    question 1: what the fuck is a dune?

    question 2: have you seen fire? it looks like spiky hair.

  3. Spellgirl said... January 17, 2012 at 12:03 PM

    Actually, you're both wrong. It's actually saying 'do not follow the seagull'-- Seagulls are on that new-age talking game like the snake in the Garden of Eden. This sign is actually very meta.

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