Thursday, January 12, 2012

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This Crow Is Really Sledding Down The Roof

I thought this was going to be one of those rinky-dink Youtubes of some crow misjudging a step and slipping a few feet down the roof. Nope. This crow was actually trying to sled down the roof because it was a good fucking time.

How much better are Russian crows than American crows? Exponentially? Every time I see a crow on the street I get mean-mugged until I'm out of it's way. Crows here just sprinkle obscene amounts of hate all over the place because they're pissed at the world. Not in Russia. This crow saw a coffee lid on the ground and took initiative. Said to himself, "Hey, today's going to be better than yesterday because my life is in my hands" or something inspirational and took to the slopes. Determined as all hell to get that lid in the right position for maximum acceleration.

PS. My grandma told me something so outrageously crazy about crows, I still think it's a joke. She said, "Every time you see a crow, a person just died." Chill with that shit grandma. It doesn't make sense and makes you even creepier than I thought you were.

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  1. Anonymous said... January 12, 2012 at 10:33 PM

    I vote best post you've ever written.

  2. Anonymous said... January 13, 2012 at 12:43 AM

    agreed, you're quite possibly the funniest person on the internet

  3. PostScripter said... January 13, 2012 at 10:13 AM

    This is hilarious! (Sidenote: I think I heard it was crows that could recognize a face AND talk with other crows--i.e. if you're mean to one crow, it will never forget, and you'll have to deal with some Hitchcock shit whenever you see a crow or two; suddenly you'll have, like, 20 crows trying to get at your eyes and teach you what's up.)

  4. bloggggggger said... January 20, 2012 at 6:04 PM

    this is sooo great!

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