Tuesday, January 24, 2012

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Game. Changer.

To say this item could change my life would be one of the largest understatements ever typed. I was at work late last night laying on mouse pads and binders trying my best to make the most of a bad situation. Needless to say, this cushioned suction head pod could have made all the difference.

Here's the elephant in the room: every one of these holes look like an orifice. I'm not going to dive into details, but that's enough to deter a nap decision. And the fact that there's a 30% chance this thing can kill you because of the Chinese finger-trap vibe. Once you get past the surreal grossness of how it looks and the very real possibility of a comfortable ass death, this could be a fantastic gift for a loved one or me.

If you're the boss and pop into someone's cubicle and see them like this, you can't get mad right? If someone has the audacity to slip into a nap contraption on company hours, they're the type of wildcard spark plug that can make everyone millions or set that place on fire with molotav cocktails. I one day, hope to be that person.

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