Thursday, January 19, 2012

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How Much Does It Suck That "My Heart Will Go On" Was Playing As That Cruise Ship Capsized?

(NOTE: Several people lost their lives in this disaster and that's obviously a tragedy, but this is RIDICULOUS)

Short answer: A lot. I don't know about you guys, but I'm not trying to die in the most over-the-top case of irony ever.

Scratch that. There aren't many songs I'd rather explode/drown to than Celine's chart-topping love ballad. It's established itself as one of those un-skippable songs that pop on my Ipod shuffle. It's right up there with the "Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers" theme song as the greatest, most timeless song of all time. The only thing holding me back from being ok with a Celine induced disaster is the fact that it's SO damn ironic. That's like getting stabbed by Jason Voorhees while wearing a Jason costume on Halloween.

Why hasn't this song been banned from all aquatic vehicles? Thought they may have added this to the boat driving handbook by now. This song either means instant tears/bliss or chaotic historical destruction. Everyone should know that.

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