Wednesday, January 4, 2012

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The Return Of Sausage Pancake Bites Will Inevitably Be The Death Of Me

So I googled: diabetes, coronary heart disease, gout, amnesia, and stomach cancer today. Know why? Sausage pancake bites are back. Want to know the other reason why? I have a Dunkin Donuts $25 gift card.

I think the picture is self-explanatory, but I'll give you a brief idea of what's going on with a Sausage Pancake Bite. It's (what I hope is) a sausage surrounded by (what I hope is) pancake fluff. Really nonsensical if you break it down. For reasons I'm not particularly proud of, I'm obsessed with them. Got them one day in an ordering fumble and haven't looked back since. My defining SPB moment was back on a particularly aggressive night at the bar when I got stranded out in the cold near a Dunkin Donuts. Went in and literally said, "How many of those sausage things can I get for $15?" If you do some brief research/math, you'll find the answer to be 24. Granted I didn't eat them all at one time, but I assure you they got eaten. Easily a top 5 worst, most despicable moment in my life.

With that said..they're back. It's like at the end of a "Nightmare on Elm Street" when you think you killed Freddy. Then all of sudden you're in the middle of "Nightmare on Elm Street 2" with Freddy inexplicably unscathed haunting your dreams. Except instead of a knife-handed, burn victim from hell, we have sausage-encased pancakes. It's like I'm eating deliciously disguised razor-blades full of cancer and snake poison.

What I do with this gift card can legitimately shape the rest of my life.

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  1. bloggggggger said... January 5, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    YESSS I love sausage pancake bites but wish they had a clever name--YUM had an order this morning!

  2. Dub Jeezy said... January 11, 2012 at 9:05 AM

    i'm glad i'm not the only one. thought i was single handedly keeping them in stock

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