Wednesday, March 21, 2012

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Chick Plunges Into Lake Michigan Because She Couldn't Take Her Eyes Off Her Phone

Not at all pleased with this chick's presumed I <3 NY shirt. Must be a tourist, because all NY produces are hicks, rappers, ball players and hilarious bloggers.

My worst "not paying attention while texting moment" is almost bumping into someone. At the very worst a shoulder brush. This bitch FELL into Lake Michigan. How intricate of a text are you crafting that you don't see one of the United States' largest bodies of water? Must have loaded it with emoticons or Chinese characters to get into this situation. Ever get to that dark place on your phone where all you see are accent marks, greek symbols, and scientific-calculator-exclusive functions? Shit's bizarre. You don't know where you are, what you're doing and just want to get back to Twitter and Facebook.

I don't know if it's a gender thing, but chicks can't keep their shit together when they're texting. They completely stop talking, can't walk straight, and borderline get into accidents 100% of the time when they text&drive. Add plunging into Lake Michigan to the list ladies.

Thanks MA-K

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