Monday, March 12, 2012

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Friends Ask Dub: "What Are Your Thoughts On Mantyhose?"

^you CAN'T rock that facial expression with that look, bro.

Here's are some crazy out-of-the-box ideas: pants, sweatpants, anything but fucking mantyhose, pajama bottoms, jeans.

Onto the question. Before hearing this, I thankfully had no idea mantyhose existed. Frankly I don't really understand the purpose of female pantyhose. I mean, it's kinda sexy? Not a gamechanger, but I don't hate it by any means. I've had girlfriends and have been too nervous to ask them what they're for at risk of sounding like an idiot. So you can understand my confusion as to why the man-version of these exist.

I've never been in the situation where I wanted the looseness and freedom of shorts, but the security of pants. Hasn't once been a problem in my life. But hey, who am I to judge? I'm probably the worst judge of lower-torsowear around. I own two pairs of jeans, two pairs of sweatpants, two pairs of dress pants, and like 7 pajamas. No reason I should have more pajama pants than all others combined. There's also no reason dudes should be wearing these things outside the realm of cold-weather sports.

"Yo man, I have a run in my 'hose, LOL. I'm probably going to head home"--regrettably someone.

What are my thoughts on these? Negative/bad/fuck/awful/terrible.

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  1. Anonymous said... March 12, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    outrageous that these exist

  2. Anonymous said... March 13, 2012 at 12:58 AM

    haha that guy looks so upset to be wearing those

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