Monday, October 4, 2010

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Hey, What Are You Doing At 12:37AM On Saturday?

The new craze that's hitting cool kid nation. Basically it's asking your friend (let's call him Craw here for now), actually, putting your friend on the spot, and saying, "Yo, what do you see yourself doing at 12:37 on Saturday." It's quite the loaded question. Like, hey drop whatever you're doing and predict what shit you're getting into 6 days from now.

Well, I asked Craw this last week and he gave me the perfect response of: "Sweating. Possibly on the dance floor, but definitely sweating." Amen, brother. Because what did we end up doing on Saturday? Sweating fucking bullets. Covered in a concoction of rain, dirt, and sweat in the bar depths, you can find Craw and I, back-to-back in the middle of a dance circle quite resemblant of Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan during any Rush Hour movie.

It's also pretty damn sad that I can only think of 4 legitimate things I can be doing at that hour. It comes down to dancefloor, fast food, video games, or the rare chance I'm "hanging" out with a girl. That's it. You won't hear shit about the kid Dub Jeezy catching a "show" or "going out to dinner" on a Saturday night. Not that those things are wack/boring. My lifestyle is just piss poor. The pissest of poor. No variety or change. Just Bud Lights, Burger King, Smash Brothers, and making out. Nothing more nothing less.

So seriously, what are YOU doing at 12:37AM on Saturday?

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  1. PostScripter said... October 5, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    beer pong at the music house on campus. there is no varying option at this point.

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