Tuesday, October 12, 2010

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So My Birthday Is Just Around The Corner....

Bonjour bitches. Let me introduce you all to the Slanket Armchair, known by some as "The Slarmchair."

Tell me that you won't quit your job/school/life for this thing. It's like having a baby x 4000. Something that comes in and takes over your life and becomes your all day, everyday focus for years to come. Hell, I might even set aside a college fund for this bad boy.

I'll be in the stands with my condescending, but supportive looks at all of my Slarmchair's sports games. I'm super pumped to share the rest of my life with the inevitable sleeved-blanket-armchair-contraption I'm bound to get for my birthday.

Something has catapulted to the top of the list Mom! Step your game up por favor.

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