Sunday, October 31, 2010

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Where Do Ya Keep Your Diamonds? In The 42 Condoms I Just Swallowed... Oh.

I guess in a high tech world smugglers have got to get creative to survive, but I think there is a point when even this out of his mind man from Sri Lanka can realize that putting 2,060 diamonds into 42 condoms, and EATING all of them might NOT be the best idea?

I mean, I have to take off my jewelry when I pass through airport security. Not a problem for him apparently? Most importantly I think the people from Jackass, maybe even the next Jackass 3D, need to get in touch with him because he's obviously got big dreams. Seems like their type of man.

Then again, this lunatic made it on the plane out of Sri Lanka and into India before he was arrested on a tip, so maybe he knew what he was doing after all.

Though it had to be a little awkward sitting in the police station while they fed him bananas and waited to ah... recover... 42 glistening condoms. Not really the image you want to remember when it's time to buy that rock. So what's better, blood diamonds or..... ?

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  1. Anonymous said... October 31, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    damn thats crazy. gotta admire the effort

  2. Anonymous said... November 2, 2010 at 4:43 AM

    that kind of blood(y) diamond just wont sell.

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