Friday, October 8, 2010

I wanna say that this is how Diet Coke makes me feel on a daily basis. Clearly it doesn't... So I'll just go ahead and admit that it's completely inexcusable to down six while casually dining at a restaurant. Six, yes, six Diet Cokes in one sitting.
It took for somebody across the table to call me out when I came to the realization. Sort of like checking in on a friend at the bar saying "whoa dude, how many beers have you had you better take it easy." But no, it was merely an ordinary zero calorie soda thats intake should never reach triple digits in ounces.
I wish the clip above could really sum up why I drink so much soda. That right there just looks like an awesome time. I, however, had a sugar rush, trip to the bathroom and a handful of headaches that followed. Even so, does anyone out there agree with me that 12 oz cans are pointless? Gotta be at least 24 right? (my bad...I'll just have to adjust with the rest of society on this one)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments
(
Atom
)
Support The Blog
WMsDiary On Twitter
What's Hot This Week
-
Sniper on the roof! But seriously, did he die in that second .gif? I think he did. Who can blame him, though? He took a line ...
-
or ^keep in mind, they're pretty much the same thing at this point. Theres no doubt in my mind that Chad Pennington not only tore his A...
-
Oh hey, is that a Twitter account dedicated to combining two animals into one? You know I have some high hopes about this one. As I h...
-
^Because anytime you can find an applicable picture of a toilet paper roll that probably committed a crime, you have to post it. Stealing...
-
From Huff Post How about this kid, huh? Huffing 16 cans of air duster, getting higher than the monkey from "The Hangover 2" ...
The Old Stuff
-
2019
(
14
)
- December ( 1 )
- November ( 2 )
- October ( 1 )
- September ( 2 )
- July ( 1 )
- June ( 1 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 2 )
- March ( 1 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 1 )
-
2018
(
13
)
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 1 )
- September ( 1 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 1 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 1 )
- March ( 1 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 2 )
-
2017
(
19
)
- December ( 1 )
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 2 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 2 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 1 )
- March ( 2 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 5 )
-
2016
(
22
)
- December ( 2 )
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 2 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 2 )
- May ( 2 )
- March ( 3 )
- February ( 4 )
- January ( 3 )
-
2015
(
51
)
- December ( 4 )
- November ( 2 )
- October ( 3 )
- September ( 1 )
- August ( 5 )
- July ( 4 )
- June ( 5 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 6 )
- March ( 8 )
- February ( 7 )
- January ( 5 )
-
2014
(
138
)
- December ( 3 )
- November ( 7 )
- October ( 10 )
- September ( 11 )
- August ( 10 )
- July ( 14 )
- June ( 11 )
- May ( 11 )
- April ( 10 )
- March ( 14 )
- February ( 16 )
- January ( 21 )
-
2013
(
312
)
- December ( 13 )
- November ( 33 )
- October ( 33 )
- September ( 26 )
- August ( 34 )
- July ( 31 )
- June ( 31 )
- May ( 21 )
- April ( 20 )
- March ( 28 )
- February ( 21 )
- January ( 21 )
-
2012
(
367
)
- December ( 12 )
- November ( 23 )
- October ( 28 )
- September ( 19 )
- August ( 25 )
- July ( 23 )
- June ( 37 )
- May ( 34 )
- April ( 33 )
- March ( 43 )
- February ( 43 )
- January ( 47 )
-
2011
(
565
)
- December ( 55 )
- November ( 47 )
- October ( 52 )
- September ( 48 )
- August ( 43 )
- July ( 44 )
- June ( 53 )
- May ( 39 )
- April ( 50 )
- March ( 57 )
- February ( 37 )
- January ( 40 )
-
2010
(
646
)
- December ( 41 )
- November ( 42 )
-
October
(
43
)
- Boston Celtics Killin' It on Halloween
- Where Do Ya Keep Your Diamonds? In The 42 Condoms ...
- Technology Presents: The Zipper Bed
- Not Sure How I feel About The World's Largest Gumm...
- Guess I'm Going To Be The "Old Spice Guy" For Hall...
- So This Guy Is Crushing The Unicycle
- Just In Case Anyone Was Wondering...Sony Stopped M...
- Stock Up On The Candy...The Fat Kids Are Ready To ...
- Sometimes Pumpkin Carving Goes A Little Too Far
- Four Loko Causing Kids To Get Cats Drunk
- How Much Longer Can One Last Without A Microwave?
- Did Anyone Else See Wasp Woman? Because I Didn't ...
- LeBron James Just Trying To Keep That Endorsement ...
- If These Vitamins Are Real, I Won't Be Blackout Du...
- Starship Troopers Might Be A Movie Everyone Needs ...
- The NBA's Gonna Be Super Weird This Year
- Usually I'd Just Read A Magazine While Waiting For...
- NBA Bans New Flubber Kicks
- Quite Possibly The Best Campaign In Political History
- Those Kids That Don't Really Learn Anything At Sch...
- Surviving That First Company Outing
- This "Harvest The Rainbow" Commercial Needs To Be ...
- Would You Be Motivated To Play Your Respective Spo...
- So These Dogs Are Really Stirring The Pot For Hall...
- Did The End of Men In Black Change Anyone Else's Life
- Just A Kid Who Figured It Out At An Early Age
- Soo Glad The Carlton Dance Has Overtaken The Dougi...
- What Was The Skreel With Parappa The Rapper?!
- Can't Decide Whether This Dude With Tourettes Sing...
- Is The Fu Manchu Making A Comeback?
- So My Birthday Is Just Around The Corner....
- This "Jetsons" Style Tube Shit Doesn't Seem Like T...
- Bathroom Politics
- Wishing Diet Coke Worked Like This
- If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Told A "I'm Bla...
- Was Rampage The Wackest Game Of All Time?
- How Does This Goalie Feel?
- Probably Wouldn't Go Well
- Today Marks My Refusal To Ever Give Up The Seat Fo...
- No Ball In the House?
- Hey, What Are You Doing At 12:37AM On Saturday?
- Clearly Gay Dog Helps One Deal With The Rainy Day ...
- Where the Weirdest Dance Moves Go Down
- September ( 53 )
- August ( 62 )
- July ( 63 )
- June ( 78 )
- May ( 66 )
- April ( 50 )
- March ( 61 )
- February ( 51 )
- January ( 36 )
The Co-Workers
Powered by Blogger.
3 Reactions to this post
Add CommentDon't concern yourself with conformity when they sell it in the perfect 1 liter bottles. Diet Coke is truly some sort cure all elixir for hangovers, fatigue, dehydration, etc. combined with the addictiveness of heroin. At least it is better for you than sitting down for a meal and having six regular Cokes, six beers, or six hits of crystal meth.
10000000 oz of diet coke - 0 calories
1 bite of veggies - More than 0 calories
Diet coke is officially the healthiest product ever
this post was extremely funny and not at all informational!
Post a Comment