Friday, October 8, 2010

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Wishing Diet Coke Worked Like This

I wanna say that this is how Diet Coke makes me feel on a daily basis. Clearly it doesn't... So I'll just go ahead and admit that it's completely inexcusable to down six while casually dining at a restaurant. Six, yes, six Diet Cokes in one sitting.

It took for somebody across the table to call me out when I came to the realization. Sort of like checking in on a friend at the bar saying "whoa dude, how many beers have you had you better take it easy." But no, it was merely an ordinary zero calorie soda thats intake should never reach triple digits in ounces.

I wish the clip above could really sum up why I drink so much soda. That right there just looks like an awesome time. I, however, had a sugar rush, trip to the bathroom and a handful of headaches that followed. Even so, does anyone out there agree with me that 12 oz cans are pointless? Gotta be at least 24 right? (my bad...I'll just have to adjust with the rest of society on this one)

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  1. Anonymous said... October 8, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    Don't concern yourself with conformity when they sell it in the perfect 1 liter bottles. Diet Coke is truly some sort cure all elixir for hangovers, fatigue, dehydration, etc. combined with the addictiveness of heroin. At least it is better for you than sitting down for a meal and having six regular Cokes, six beers, or six hits of crystal meth.

  2. Anonymous said... October 8, 2010 at 3:35 PM

    10000000 oz of diet coke - 0 calories
    1 bite of veggies - More than 0 calories
    Diet coke is officially the healthiest product ever

  3. bloggggggger said... October 11, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    this post was extremely funny and not at all informational!

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